January 2011
29 posts
Me: Hey, mom?
Mom: Yes, son?
Me: Remember when you asked me if I had a girlfriend, and I told you I didn’t?
Mom: Yeah, do you have a girlfriend now? Who is she? I hope she’s pretty.
Me: No, I don’t. I was just wondering, since I don’t have a girlfriend and since you’re the only woman I’d ever need in my life, will you be my Valentine this year?
Mom: Shut...
Right when I take my jack3d, my friends hit me up to drink. COME ON MAYYYNEEEE!
Dear Fresno, Thanks for the lovely cuddly weather. Dear Cupid, Fuck you for slacking.
DAm, now I feel bad.
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Good Weed and all you can eat Sushi @ 7. Lets Do This!
